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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets and emails are just waiting for a better model.
Professional deal-maker, spreadsheet-whisperer, weekend-burner.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you open your inbox.
nom.you▸ CAPMARKET-ENGINE X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates legally binding term sheets in seconds
Draft and review legal deal documentation and negotiate terms with institutional investors and internal stakeholders daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing over a high-stakes term during a call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins indexing and summarizing all deal room documents automatically.
Month 4
Language models start generating first drafts of term sheets.
Month 9
Bots handle routine correspondence and basic term sheet redlining.
Month 15
Your CRM and legal tools link to automate deal tracking.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system fully manages capital flow with zero human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4 hours
Average deal sleep loss
890 per week
Terms sheet redlines
0.4 percent
Deal room human errors
Your severance
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