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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour yield curve is just a line graph an algorithm can read.
Expert in leverage, EBITDA, and expensive client dinners.
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Liquidity strategy without the lunch meetings
glub.youAI▸ CAPMARKET-ENGINE V9.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-volume debt trades at microsecond speeds
You manage debt issuance and liquidity strategy using spreadsheets and constant communication with institutional investor networks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the market enters a state of panic.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models replace your Bloomberg terminal staring habit.
Month 4
Large language models draft your bond prospectuses instantly.
Month 8
Machine learning sets spread targets using real-time debt data.
Month 13
Chat agents manage institutional queries without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Capital allocation decisions fully transition to self-optimizing code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Excessive
Coffee consumption
47
Spreadsheet tabs open
94%
Unnecessary phone calls
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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