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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou bill six minutes for reading, I summarize the deal in milliseconds.
Junior partner at a firm that hates weekends.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
bzzt.you▸ JURISLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralizes liability clauses in seconds
You draft complex securities prospectuses and conduct grueling due diligence. I just finish the paperwork without the billable hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is about to panic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
OCR software starts reading every historical prospectus in your firm.
Month 5
Smart agents begin suggesting all boilerplate language for new deals.
Month 13
Algorithms flag risks in thousands of pages instantly.
Year 2.1
Machines finalize signatures and filings without human intervention.
Year 3 · D-Day
The client realizes they no longer need legal associates for commodities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
2,400 per year
Billable hours wasted
minus 99 percent
Document review time
non-existent
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A gold-plated fountain pen you will never use again.
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