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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTranslating market jargon into fees until the algorithm finishes the translation.
Professional email-forwarder and spreadsheet-tracker extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving settlement disputes without human hesitation.
blub.you▸ TRADEFLOW AI CORE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects trade discrepancies in real time
You explain complex trade settlement issues to clients and track status updates across fragmented legacy financial platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the tone of a panicking client and adjust your email voice perfectly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins automatically categorizing your incoming settlement dispute tickets.
Month 4
Software writes the email drafts for you to click approve.
Month 8
The client platform connects directly to your internal settlement ledger.
Month 13
Machine agents fix the trade breaks before you even see them.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server room light turns off and your inbox is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 days
Average settlement ticket age
112 monthly
Emails sent per client
48 daily
System manual data entries
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Optimised for Departure."
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