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October 11, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling private debt to insurers is just expensive data entry for robots.
Private debt specialist with a high tolerance for PowerPoint.
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Private credit distribution without the private lunches.
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autogenerates term sheets during dinner
You facilitate private asset placements and manage investor communication. We replace that with a faster liquid-liquidity algorithm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an institutional investor is just pretending to be interested.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape market sentiment from every insurance company email.
Month 5
Smart models write the placement memorandums before you wake up.
Month 10
Matching assets to insurer balance sheets happens in real-time.
Month 16
AI agents negotiate covenant terms based on historical firm data.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the firm network is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero
Spread precision errors
Negative
Lunch meeting duration
Milliseconds
Term sheet finalisation time
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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