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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour portfolio is just a spreadsheet waiting to be rebalanced.
Passive income expert (professional button pusher, heavy user)
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Automated wealth extraction for the digital age.
glub.youAI▸ YIELDBOT V9.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets during minor market dips
You collect yield from passive bond holdings and capital assets. Banks manage the ledger and handle the paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can feel the genuine thrill of a market crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart contracts start direct monitoring of your bond maturity schedules.
Week 9
Algorithms replace your manual requests to rebalance interest earnings.
Month 3
Direct API access bypasses your need to manually check accounts.
Month 4
Automated systems file all required paperwork without your signature.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your role is deleted as YieldBot takes full control of assets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
4.2 percent
Annual passive yield
zero
Human intervention hours
99 percent
Efficiency gap
Your severance
A polite email informing you the account is frozen.
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