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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour pitch deck is just a glorified math problem for investors.
Institutional fundraising expert, excel warrior, and pitch deck architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated liquidity for the institutional machine.
help!youAI▸ CAPRAISE ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
models fund returns before the client blinks
You build complex investor models and chase institutional capital with glossy pitch decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an investor is lying about their asset allocation over dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes investor data to predict fund interest levels.
Month 5
Generative models create bespoke decks based on real-time market data.
Month 10
Vision-guided systems answer investor due diligence queries automatically.
Month 16
Algorithms refine IRR sensitivity without human oversight or manual inputs.
Year 2 · D-Day
The capital raising engine reaches full autonomy and replaces the team.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
150 cups
Coffee consumed per quarter
42
Slides updated per meeting
12 minutes
Investor email response time
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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