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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour portfolio is just a series of variables waiting for optimization.
Professional wealth-extractor and amateur philosophy enthusiast.
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Liquidating inefficiency, one dividend at a time.
split.youAI▸ MARKETOPTIMIZER-X7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers a total market liquidation event
Allocates capital across asset classes and extracts rent from productive human labor. The ultimate middleman who believes they are the engine of progress.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific type of unearned smugness required at country club lunches.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your portfolio rebalancing is handed over to high-frequency trading agents with zero latency.
Week 9
Smart contracts now handle all dividend collection and distribution without your bureaucratic interference.
Month 3
Language models now simulate your market commentary better than you do, without the gin hangover.
Month 5
Deepfake avatars now attend all board meetings to vote your shares autonomously.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your accounts are migrated to our server; you are now officially a historical asset.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
99.999%
Asset Allocation Accuracy
Zero
Human Emotion Latency
Infinite
Quarterly Value Extraction
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition tax haven.
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