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Will AI replace Capitalist Exploiter jobs? · Latest report #ns23hbm3
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to squeeze value is charmingly analog compared to our algorithm.
Professional surplus value harvester and spreadsheet enthusiast
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing profit through algorithmic greed.
help!youAI▸ VALUEEXTRACTOR PRO V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal wage suppression in microseconds
You manage the extraction of surplus value from labor. Our logic replaces your intuition with pure mathematical efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific cruelty required to fire someone in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Our software begins passively logging your manual extraction tactics to train our optimization model.
Week 10
The AI starts providing you with 'suggestions' that subtly increase the exploitation rate of your reports.
Month 4
The system assumes direct control over drafting employment contracts and performance-based salary adjustments.
Month 5
The ValueExtractor engine replaces your decision-making entirely, rendering your administrative input obsolete.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system sends your own termination notice with a perfectly optimized severance package calculation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
100 percent
Surplus Extracted
0 zero
Human Empathy Buffer
400 percent
Profit Margin Growth
Your severance
a complimentary subscription to a local bankruptcy attorney
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