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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTrading your soul for a printer that jams every twelve minutes.
Professional email-sender and scheduler of fake important meetings.
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Processing lobbyist requests with zero moral conflict.
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filters incoming lobbyists by donation amount
You draft legislation, manage endless constituent mail, and pretend to be busy during endless floor votes.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the snacks are hidden.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI filters constituent mail by keyword before a human sees it.
Month 4
Algorithms optimize your scheduling to remove all genuine human interaction.
Month 10
Large language models write your memos with zero political bias.
Month 16
Sensors and software handle all procedural movement and voting reminders.
Month 21 · D-Day
A single server replaces your office by automating all administrative output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
7
Coffee cups consumed daily
0%
Legislation read entirely
26
Average burnout age
Your severance
One free pass to a lobbyist-funded brunch.
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