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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Caption Editor jobs? · Latest report #7kycgidv
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is literally just fixing typos in internet trash.
Literal grammar police with a keyboard addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect grammar without the human attitude.
oof.youAI▸ TEXTSYNTH V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 50,000 captions per millisecond
You review AI-generated captions for accuracy and style. You edit text blocks for engagement and consistency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific nuance of a joke that machines still flatten.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The model learns your specific style of correcting bad text.
Month 4
Software flags errors before you ever see the draft.
Month 8
You confirm AI decisions rather than writing your own fixes.
Month 12
The AI writes, edits, and publishes without any human interaction.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of local scripts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.9%
Typo Detection Rate
0.04
Seconds Per Caption
Critical
Human Boredom Level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium spell-check tool.
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