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Will AI replace Car Dealer jobs? · Latest report #zb6axy23
Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsSelling cars is just lying about trim levels until someone signs paperwork.
Professional dream-seller, part-time amateur financier.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No haggling, no lies, just keys.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOTRADE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates financing terms instantly without sweating
You spend all day haggling over monthly payments and memorizing specs of metal boxes nobody actually needs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to walk out the door.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Customers stop visiting the lot for basic information sessions.
Month 6
Algorithms destroy your ability to mark up interest rates.
Month 15
Drones and delivery drivers handle the physical car swaps.
Year 2.2
Smart contracts replace your desk-bound closing rituals entirely.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The lot is reclaimed by a parking kiosk algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
14
Average lies per lead
4 hours
Time spent in manager office
6 cups
Coffee consumed while waiting
Your severance
One complimentary oil change for your current vehicle.
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