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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling cars is simple math that you make unnecessarily stressful.
Master of interest rates and gap insurance premiums.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
stretchy.youAI▸ FINANCEFLOOR V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures financing before the customer finishes coffee
You juggle credit applications and upsell extended warranties to buyers. You oversee dealership profitability and loan interest points.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a buyer is bluffing about their credit score.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated APIs replace your manual credit application input processes.
Month 6
Smart software adjusts financing terms to maximize dealership intake automatically.
Month 12
Verified legal bots finalize all title and registration documents instantly.
Month 15
Predictive AI offers personalized add-ons directly on the buyer's screen.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a self-service kiosk for keys.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.4 seconds
Average credit check time
99%
Upsell success rate
High
Human error in filings
Your severance
A complimentary air freshener and a bus pass.
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