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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell moving metal boxes that a smarter algorithm can price.
High-margin visionary lost in a sea of unsold inventory.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dynamic pricing for every transaction.
bzzt.youAI▸ MARGINMASTER AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts local car prices in real time
You oversee inventory, sales targets, and floor staff. You manage profit margins on every vehicle sold.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a buyer in the eye and make them feel special.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your sales data flows into our pricing dashboard.
Month 4
The AI replaces manual markups with instant market math.
Month 12
Automated replenishment orders remove your stock balancing duties.
Month 20
Chatbots handle customer queries and basic financing steps.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The dealership operates as a self-service retail hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
12 percent
Average margin error
3 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
high
Inventory bloat factor
Your severance
A slightly used floor model sedan.
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