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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsTrading your soul for a slightly better margin on base models.
Professional floor-plan juggler and weekend sales floor screamer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless sales without the awkward handshake.
oof.you▸ AUTOTRADE ORACLE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
dynamically adjusts financing to eliminate human hesitation
You juggle floor plans, sales quotas, and inventory churn. Your spreadsheets and shouting drive every deal.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a customer's face with just enough charm to close.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting price adjustments based on real-time market data.
Month 5
Virtual agents replace sales staff for initial customer screening calls.
Month 13
Algorithm dictates every offer, removing the need for your negotiation.
Year 1.9
Automated procurement removes your influence over manufacturer vehicle allocations.
Year 3 · D-Day
The dealership operates as a self-service kiosk with zero managers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14 percent
Average margin loss
6 hours
Time spent on phone
High
Monthly inventory stress
Your severance
A slightly used floor model sedan.
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