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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou sell metal boxes by guilt; we sell them by math.
Showroom floor general, managing quotas and human egos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward coffee.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOSALES LOGIC-TOWER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal financing terms in nanoseconds
You pace the showroom floor to pressure sales staff and manage inventory flow. You close deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is bluffing about their budget.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Algorithms begin setting non-negotiable prices for every unit on the lot.
Month 12
Sales staff get AI coaches that track every word in their pitch.
Month 20
Automated systems handle all dealer trades and stock ordering logistics.
Year 2.3
Buyers finish their entire purchase via a centralized verification interface.
Year 3 · D-Day
The showroom becomes a self-service kiosk with zero management overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
88 percent
Average pressure applied
High
Coffee consumption rate
Zero
Desk chair miles
Your severance
A lifetime supply of mediocre dealership coffee.
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