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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour lot is just a physical waiting room for a browser window.
Master of the high-pressure desk and stale showroom coffee.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless vehicle acquisition for the impatient.
split.youAI▸ LOTBOT-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad leads before they enter
You manage floor inventory, haggle over interest rates, and pretend that extended warranties actually cover anything at all.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is lying about their credit score.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Your manual trade-in valuation is replaced by real-time auction feeds.
Month 7
The showroom becomes a kiosk for direct factory-to-door delivery.
Month 17
Smart contracts approve loans faster than you can drink coffee.
Year 2.5
Sales teams vanish as chat agents close every transaction.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The lot becomes a parking hub for automated delivery drones.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4 hours
Average haggle time
too much
Inventory bloat
42 percent
Coffee machine uptime
Your severance
One complimentary floor mat and a handshake.
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