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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou sell parts people could just look up online themselves anyway.
Search-engine in a polo shirt, dealer of rusted gaskets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite catalog with zero attitude.
ow.youAI▸ PART-PICKER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cross-references obscure part numbers instantly
You identify vehicle parts from manuals and order them for garage mechanics and retail customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer has no clue which bolt they actually need.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Our software scrapes your physical manuals to create a searchable database.
Month 5
Automated kiosks replace your front desk by scanning customer part samples.
Month 11
Gantry arms begin picking and sorting the parts on your shelves.
Month 16
Inventory systems directly order replacement stock when bins hit zero.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The remaining human terminals are powered down for final decommissioning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
99.9%
Part lookup accuracy
Zero
Average order error
None
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated digital catalog.
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