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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsManaging a fleet of depreciating metal boxes is now an automated task.
Professional key-hider and professional insurance-upseller.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The keys are obsolete. Cars are autonomous.
blub.you▸ FLEETPILOT OS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies insurance claims with perfect cold logic
You shuffle keys, manage car cleaning schedules, and talk down customers who are angry about hidden insurance fees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about that new dent in the bumper.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Mobile apps replace physical key management and key-fob tracking.
Month 5
Dynamic software handles rate fluctuations better than a human can.
Month 13
Computer vision sensors log every single scratch during vehicle returns.
Year 1.9
Autonomous vehicle systems park cars without human intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The site closes its lobby permanently in favor of kiosks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 daily
Key-fob frustration events
12 percent
Empty parking spot ratio
0.08 percent
Insurance upsell success
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a city with better public transit.
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