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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading metal and lies until a better algorithm does it better.
Professional dream-seller for people with bad credit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The car dealer who never needs a commission.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOTRADE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
devalues trade-ins with a single stare
You haggle over trade-in values and push high-interest financing to customers who have already seen the price online.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the desperation in a buyer's eyes during a closing conversation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors and software set the price automatically based on current demand.
Month 4
3D cameras map every scratch so the customer knows the truth.
Month 9
Smart contracts approve loans in seconds without needing a manager's signature.
Month 14
Vending machines dispense the vehicle directly to the buyer.
Month 19 · D-Day
The dealership lot is converted into a giant server housing facility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 hours daily
Average time spent lying
12 percent
Financing kickback percentage
Negative 4
Customer trust index
Your severance
A slightly used floor mat and a brochure.
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