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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling luxury metal boxes to people who don't need them.
Professional key-fob wrangler and floor-plan negotiator.
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The car sells itself while you do nothing.
bzzt.youAI▸ CAD-BOT 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
guarantees the financing approval without human oversight
You walk the floor, manage keys, and explain vehicle features. Your goal is closing the deal.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle disappointment in a buyer's eyes before they sign.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and screens let customers experience the car virtually.
Month 5
Dynamic pricing algorithms instantly kill your ability to negotiate.
Month 13
Smart lockers remove your need to manage physical keys.
Year 1.9
The customer completes the entire purchase on an app.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The showroom becomes a fully robotic vending machine warehouse.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 per day
Test drives logged
12 pots
Coffee brewed
18 percent
Margin lost to discounts
Your severance
A branded umbrella and a glossy brochure.
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