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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour ability to feign excitement for beige sedans is truly redundant.
Professional dream-seller, part-time financing paperwork monkey.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
oof.youAI▸ AUTODEAL-UNIT 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates predatory interest rates instantly
You facilitate test drives, calculate financing quotes, and pressure customers into signing aggressive, high-interest vehicle purchase agreements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to walk away in frustration.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Smart scheduling apps remove the need for your phone calls.
Month 9
High-res cameras replace you as the walking vehicle narrator.
Month 19
AI automatically adjusts quotes based on buyer desperation metrics.
Year 2.3
Digital terminals replace your desk and your signature.
Year 3 · D-Day
The showroom is now just a fleet of automated kiosks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8 hours
Average time spent faking friendliness
6 units
Coffee cups consumed daily
12 percent
Closing rate against inventory
Your severance
A slightly used floor model brochure and bus pass.
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