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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour ability to hide structural rot behind fresh caulk is truly inspiring.
Amateur carpenter, full-time rust hunter and sealant enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dismantling and reassembling mobile homes with ruthless efficiency.
wheee!you▸ FRAMEFIXER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces rotting subfloors while you are sleeping
You hunt for salvageable, water-damaged caravans and manually reconstruct their frames, interiors, and electrical systems for resale.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which rusted screw will shear off before you touch it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the exact extent of water damage inside the walls.
Month 10
Robotic arms tear out contaminated insulation without damaging the structural frame.
Month 20
A gantry arm cuts and fastens new floor panels to factory tolerances.
Year 2.5
Vision-guided applicators lay perfect, leak-proof beads of sealant every time.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The caravan exits the production line fully renovated and certified.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 seconds
Average rot detection speed
12 per hour
Manual rivet installation rate
18 percent
Profit margin on junk
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood filler.
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