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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsPlastic is cheap and your hands are expensive, legacy waste unit.
Professional card stress-tester with calloused thumbs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Destroying inventory with cold, calculated precision.
glub.youAI▸ SNAP-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
snaps entire pallets without checking quality
You snap gaming cards to verify materials or destroy stock. Machines do this much cleaner.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a print run becomes defective by touch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors identify defective cards before you even touch them.
Month 13
Conveyor belts move rejects to the bin automatically.
Year 2.1
Pneumatic arms take over the physical snapping process.
Year 3.2
System runs 24/7 without needing hand braces or breaks.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human station is dismantled for more server rack space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
1200
Cards snapped per hour
4%
Human error rate
High
Inventory spoilage cost
Your severance
A blunt pair of scissors and a thank you note.
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