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March 17, 2028
In 17 monthsMoving to AWS is just waiting for the cloud to delete you.
Oracle-wrestling Java-wrangler lost in the transition to cloud.
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Automated lift-and-shift for obsolete infrastructure
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migrates your legacy stack to garbage
You manage on-prem card issuance software stacks and struggle with legacy Oracle databases. You are currently manually migrating infrastructure to cloud services.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the Oracle DB crashed during the last deployment attempt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent begins parsing your Java error logs to identify the exact cause of system crashes.
Month 3
A vision model maps your complex legacy Oracle database to modern cloud-native structured storage.
Month 6
Deployment robots replace your manual configuration of TomCat and Keycloak with containerized infrastructure.
Month 10
Conversion tools translate obsolete Oracle Form interfaces into modern web-based front-end code.
Month 17 · D-Day
Cloud migration is complete and your remaining login access is revoked by the central controller.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
480/mo
Oracle Downtime Minutes
120/hr
Java Exception Frequency
8kg
Coffee Consumed Monthly
Your severance
One free AWS bill optimization consulting voucher.
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