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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour hype-man shouting into a camera is now a background process.
Livestream auctioneer for the cardboard-obsessed.
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glub.youAI▸ MARKETMOUTH V2.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
shouts auction prices in your voice
You broadcast live auctions and manage digital store listings for collectible baseball cards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle disappointment in a buyer's voice when they pull a base card.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Visual AI logs your card condition and market value instantly.
Month 3
Dynamic software adjusts Buy-It-Now prices based on real-time comps.
Month 6
Bots automatically cross-post inventory to every marketplace simultaneously.
Month 10
A digital avatar handles your live auctions without needing sleep.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your accounts are fully managed by the autonomous sales engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
100 percent
Max livestream energy level
0.00 percent
Auction filler word frequency
Fully automated
Time spent shipping packages
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's premium tier.
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