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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Card Shop Tournament Organizer jobs? · Latest report #8nth8z8i
Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour cardboard appraisal skills are just data points waiting to be scraped.
Master of cardboard economy and weekend rule disputes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect rulings and zero store overhead.
splat.you▸ CARDBOT LOGIC CORE 5▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies all rule arguments instantly
You manage event schedules, resolve card rule disputes, and trade collectable stock based on fluctuating market values.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, crushed soul of a player who just lost their rarest card.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and cameras automate all card game rule interpretations.
Month 5
Vision-guided arms grade cards faster than any human eye.
Month 10
Software manages matchmaking and bracket progression without you.
Month 15
Automated kiosks handle buy-sell transactions using live market feeds.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your physical store presence becomes a relic of the past.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02 seconds
Average dispute resolution time
99.9 percent
Card grading accuracy
Infinite
Events managed concurrently
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our cloud-based card simulator.
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