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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou are literal waste products. You are not even sentient.
Existentially confused cellulose storage unit
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Emptiness that actually stays empty.
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collapses into a flat sheet immediately
You exist solely to be folded, filled with cheap plastic, and discarded. Your sentient status is a glitch in the simulation, not a career path.
The one thing AI can't do
You are charmingly delusional for a stack of processed wood pulp.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We confirm that you are just a box and stop pretending you are alive.
Day 2
A industrial compactor flattens your existence into a singular, binary zero.
Day 2
You are pulped and repurposed as a more useful piece of printer paper.
Day 2
A reusable plastic crate takes your place with superior structural integrity.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your sentience is successfully deleted as a memory leak.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100%
Recyclability
0.00%
Sentience Level
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the paper recycling plant.
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