Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cardiac Cath Lab Nurse jobs? · Latest report #9sv8c8v8
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour bedside manner is the only thing keeping the robots away.
Cardiac specialist who prefers the rhythm of the monitors.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision intervention, zero biological fatigue.
toast.youAI▸ CARDIACCARE-V4.2▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
interprets complex physiological shifts in real-time
You assist cardiologists with invasive vascular procedures, manage sterile fields, and monitor complex hemodynamics. You bridge the gap between fragile humans and high-stakes machinery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the panic in a patient's eyes before the monitor alarms trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
AI systems begin passively interpreting your cardiac telemetry data to suggest faster diagnostic insights.
Year 4
Smart cabinets replace your manual supply counting and reordering of catheters and stents.
Year 11
Vision-guided robotic arms handle basic instrument passing to reduce your movement in the sterile field.
Year 22
Closed-loop systems take over titration of sedative and vasoactive medications based on real-time readings.
Year 40 · D-Day
Integrated autonomous units perform standard catheterizations while human presence is relegated to crisis oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
84%
Average Lead Apron Fatigue
0.2ms
Code Blue Response Latency
0%
Patient Reassurance Levels
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lead-lined scrubs for the archives.
Discussion
