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October 21, 2049
In 23 yearsKeeping hearts ticking is noble until you lose a sensor calibration.
Master of the bypass and blood gas chemist.
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Automated blood chemistry maintenance for bypass procedures.
split.youAI▸ CIRCUFLOW SURGICAL SUITE V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 23 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains arterial pressure during organ transition
You operate the heart-lung machine during surgeries. You monitor blood chemistry while the patient's heart is stopped.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the intuition to spot a line clot before the monitor screams.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 15
Sensors begin logging all bypass metrics to the hospital cloud.
Year 3.3
Automated pumps take over routine pressure and flow adjustments.
Year 10
Direct sensors replace manual blood gas testing and charting.
Year 16
AI models perfect routine bypass flows without human intervention.
Year 23 · D-Day
The closed-loop surgical system handles the bypass entirely solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.002 percent
Average blood gas errors
100 percent
Patient survival dependency
0.4 milliseconds
Latency in bypass response
Your severance
One free pulse oximeter and a thank you note.
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