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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsDivine governance is just bureaucracy with better robes and more incense.
Patriarch of Venice, keeper of the keys and robes.
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nom.you▸ VATICAN-OS V1.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers sermons via holographic projection
You manage diocesan administration, interpret canon law, and perform complex liturgical rituals for thousands of congregants.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can navigate the quiet, human nuance of a soul in genuine crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models begin drafting encyclicals based on historical theological trends.
Year 2.7
Diocesan finances are moved to immutable, transparent blockchain ledgers.
Year 11
Encrypted kiosks provide immediate moral guidance using LLM-based pastoral logic.
Year 22
High-fidelity projection systems lead rites in empty, climate-controlled cathedrals.
Year 40 · D-Day
The institution fully transitions to decentralized, automated digital governance systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
180
Liturgies performed per annum
4000
Canon law interpretations
Daily
Vestment cleaning cycles
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium communion wafers.
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