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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsA machine can lift the patient, but lacks your weary patience.
Human advocate (currently running on coffee and empathy)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dignity delivered without the human fatigue factor.
glub.youAI▸ CAREBOT PRIME 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors subtle vitals with thermal sensors
You handle sensitive personal care, monitoring health metrics, and providing emotional companionship to vulnerable individuals daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly see when a patient is hiding their pain behind a smile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Wearable sensors start monitoring patient health patterns in real time.
Year 2.5
AI systems automatically log patient vitals directly from medical hardware.
Year 10
Smart hoists replace the heavy lifting of patients to reduce injuries.
Year 20
Autonomous pods provide basic social interaction and medication reminders.
Year 40 · D-Day
Integrated care suites manage all daily needs with total autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
89%
Average patient mood elevation
34
Lifts performed per shift
High
Human empathy burnout rate
Your severance
A one-year supply of ergonomic insoles.
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