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Will AI replace Care Worker jobs? · Latest report #e2yax647
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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsHumans are squishy, inefficient, and remarkably hard to replace safely.
Essential human, currently holding the line against entropy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite companion for steady support.
toast.youAI▸ CAREBOT MODULAR 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors vital signs with silent sensors
You provide daily physical assistance, medication management, and emotional support to vulnerable individuals in their own homes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a subtle change in someone's tone signals a real problem.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 5
Integrated home monitors track movement and health status without human presence.
Year 14
Hydraulic ceiling hoists reduce the physical burden of manual transfers.
Year 22
Secure, timed dispensers handle exact dosages without human errors.
Year 30
Mobile units manage light chores and offer basic physical assistance.
Year 40 · D-Day
AI systems oversee all care tasks with clinical, tireless precision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
too high
Average lifting incidents
infinite
Required compassion cycles
hours wasted
Daily travel duration
Your severance
A warm digital hug and a subscription.
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