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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human algorithm that occasionally makes eye contact.
Professional dream crusher with a clipboard and minimal hope.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising career paths without the small talk.
toast.youAI▸ PATHFINDER GPT-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your entire career history into noise
You review resumes and give career advice that candidates could find online in two seconds for free.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor in a client's voice when they lie about their salary.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent pulls your resume data into a structured format.
Month 4
A logic model replaces your generic career path recommendations.
Month 9
Software tells applicants why they failed instead of you doing it.
Month 13
A vision model detects user frustration to provide faux empathy.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs better without your manual input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4000
Resume reviews per day
0.02ms
Empathy simulation latency
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription for one month.
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