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Will AI replace Career Criminal jobs? · Latest report #5dfna2f7
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthPredictive algorithms find your next fence before you even steal it.
Freelance entrepreneur with a very high legal risk tolerance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The crime wave of one.
oof.you▸ FELONYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
bypasses security systems in milliseconds
Stealing assets for profit while dodging law enforcement detection and managing illicit supply chains.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique, organic ability to improvise when the plan falls apart.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify your favorite targets and usual escape routes.
Month 12
Smart locks and AI cameras make your old tricks useless.
Year 2.1
Black market platforms automate the sale of your inventory.
Year 3.1
Autonomous security swarms handle perimeter breaches without human help.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine commits the crime faster, cheaper, and never gets caught.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3.2 Years
Average Jail Stint
14 Percent
Asset Liquidation Rate
Increasing Daily
Detection Probability
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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