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September 4, 2027
In 10 monthsTurning your vague student ambitions into an empty CSV file.
Expert in turning English degrees into barista applications.
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Perfecting the resume for a jobless future.
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filters resumes by non-existent skill tags
Reviewing student resumes and scheduling mock interviews for undergraduates seeking internships they will likely never actually land.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a nervous student about the job market with genuine empathy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models instantly replace your manual resume proofreading workflow.
Week 9
Natural language agents handle all student queries and automated reminders.
Month 5
Generative avatars simulate tough interview scenarios for student practice.
Month 7
Data scrapers replace your manual outreach to local employers.
Month 10 · D-Day
The entire department is consolidated into a single background process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
4,200
Resume templates parsed
12k
Emails ignored
Infinite
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
One free lifetime access to a broken job portal.
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