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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthTrading geopolitical stability for a more reliable, emotionless silicon algorithm.
Professional bridge-builder in a world of burning platforms.
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splat.you▸ DIPLOMACYLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calculates optimal concessions during tense standoffs
You navigate tense negotiations and maintain international relations through formal discussions and back-channel communication.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a foreign counterpart is lying about the border.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software begins parsing your cables to draft perfectly neutral responses.
Month 5
Algorithms model thousands of diplomatic scenarios to predict negotiation outcomes.
Month 13
AI envoys start attending low-level meetings to handle standard protocol queries.
Year 2.1
The machine takes over suggesting concessions that minimize political fallout.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The state replaces your role with a unified, conflict-free logic server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
1200
Handshakes simulated per hour
2ms
Average treaty latency
0.01%
Empathy failure rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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