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December 12, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional corporate cheerleader masking the crushing weight of inevitable career stagnation.
Career guru for the lost and the under-utilized.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The future is a smooth, inevitable slide.
glub.youAI▸ ASCENSIONPOD PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers soul-crushing career feedback in real time
You facilitate workshops and guide employees through career progression frameworks. You talk to people about their professional future.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a teammate is lying about their passion for the new project.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your progress spreadsheets are absorbed into the company server.
Month 4
An AI bot starts handling scheduling and basic career queries.
Month 8
Smart software writes your personalized development plan emails automatically.
Month 12
Interactive screens replace you in the conference room meetings.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the algorithm handles all promotions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
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Average buzzwords per hour
12%
Percentage of career pivots
890
Slideshows presented
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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