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Will AI replace Career Politician jobs? · Latest report #gvq84bis
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to dodge questions will soon be outperformed by an LLM.
Professional bridge-burner and ribbon-cutting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimized policy without the vanity.
oof.youAI▸ GOVERNATRON 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers populist rhetoric via holographic projection
You spend your days shaking hands, attending ribbon-cutting events, and trading favors for campaign donations and legislative support.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an uncanny knack for smiling while promising things you never intend to do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate personalized micro-targeted promises to every single voter.
Month 5
Software identifies and extracts campaign funds faster than a human caller.
Month 10
Algorithms write legislation based on real-time sentiment analysis of voters.
Month 15
Deepfake avatars attend town halls and answer questions flawlessly.
Year 2 · D-Day
Public trust shifts entirely to incorruptible, logic-driven governance machines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
42
Average handshakes per hour
112
Hours spent ignoring constituents
99
Vague soundbites generated daily
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a lucrative lobbying firm.
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