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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou build career ladders that lead directly into the recycling bin.
Corporate whisperer who mistakes slides for actual career growth.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth for your dying talent pool.
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deletes your training modules in three seconds
You facilitate internal workshops and draft development plans to convince engineers they have a future at the company.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a high-performer is about to quit over a bad coffee.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your meetings to find patterns in your advice.
Month 4
Automated prompts replace your manual check-ins with employees.
Month 8
AI builds training paths based on real project output metrics.
Month 11
The system cancels expensive vendor training you once managed.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system fully manages all career development without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98 percent
Annual engagement survey fatigue
14 months
Average time until layoff
600 plus
Development plans ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'
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