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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsTeaching teenagers how to use lathes is just expensive, biological simulation.
Professional shop-class survivor and safety-protocol martyr
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time skill acquisition without the teenage attitude.
shred.you▸ VOCATIONALMASTER 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates student motor skills via haptic feedback
You facilitate vocational workshops, manage tool inventories, and align curriculum with industry standards. You turn untrained youth into entry-level hands while navigating endless district safety regulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely identify which student actually broke the expensive drill bit by smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software automatically pushes standardized safety lesson plans directly to student devices.
Month 7
IoT sensors replace your eyes to monitor machine stress and detect improper student usage.
Month 16
Robotic arms provide physical, real-time corrections to student hand movements during tasks.
Year 2.2
The AI handles all certification paperwork and testing requirements without any administrative lag.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your classroom is fully automated and optimized for zero-error technical output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Tool breakage rate
112 units
Safety certs pending
Negligible
Student engagement score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite industry trade journal.
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