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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsPredicting a future for students you have never actually lived yourself.
Professional dream-weaver for confused teenagers in drafty hallways.
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Optimising student outcomes with zero empathy.
toast.youAI▸ PATHFINDER OS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal life trajectory from data points
You guide teenagers toward university applications and career paths through one-on-one sessions and group workshops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a teenager is lying about their motivation for university.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Student academic history uploads directly to the guidance algorithm.
Month 8
AI generates personalized career plans based on test scores.
Month 16
Pre-recorded lessons replace live sessions in school halls.
Year 2
Software completes and submits university applications automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The guidance office is repurposed into a server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 minutes
Average student attention span
12,400
University brochure pages ignored
68 percent
Students choosing 'Influencer' as career
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'I helped people once'.
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