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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour binder of printed college brochures is now just kindling.
Professional dream crusher with a laminating machine.
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Optimising student futures with cold, hard math.
help!you▸ PATHFINDER AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates the exact point of future bankruptcy
You interpret personality tests and match teenagers to trades or colleges based on shaky job market predictions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about actually wanting to be a lawyer.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
All paper prospectuses are replaced by searchable dynamic web links.
Month 4
Algorithms map student interests to data-backed economic output stats.
Month 8
Large language models generate personalised recommendation letters in seconds.
Month 13
Students consult 24/7 AI avatars instead of waiting for appointments.
Month 18 · D-Day
The careers office is repurposed into a server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
94%
Average student apathy
2 tons
Brochure waste per year
12%
Correct career predictions
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the unemployment portal.
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