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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou toss bags while waiting for the automated loader to arrive.
Lifting boxes until the autonomous fleet arrives.
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Tosses bags without complaining about your back.
bzzt.youAI▸ RAMPMASTER V7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
stacks containers with perfect weight distribution
You move luggage and freight onto aircraft under strict time limits. You operate heavy ground support machinery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the balance of a lopsided container by sight alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras monitor your ramp speed to train the movement model.
Month 5
Automated conveyors replace hand-loading for smaller passenger bags.
Month 20
Driverless tugs take over all baggage cart towing.
Year 2.7
Vision-guided robotic arms take over stacking heavy freight containers.
Year 4 · D-Day
The ramp is now fully autonomous and humans are banned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
450
Average bags tossed per shift
240
Minutes spent in rain
15%
Safety paperwork time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-visibility safety vests.
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