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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling rugs is just moving dust from one side to another.
Managing inventory, customer complaints, and installation crews daily.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Seamless flooring management without the human ego.
split.you▸ FLOORLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal room cuts to minimize waste
You manage residential carpet installations and cleaning schedules. Inventory management and service dispatching consume your daily operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which high-traffic area needs a premium pad without looking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visual AI measures rooms from floor plans automatically.
Month 5
Sensors track every roll in the warehouse precisely.
Month 10
Software optimizes crew routes to reduce transit time.
Month 20
Autonomous scrubbers handle the routine maintenance work.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human oversight is removed as the system fully self-manages.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
too low
Margin per square yard
14 percent
Stain removal failure rate
48 hours
Customer quote time
Your severance
One vacuum cleaner and a box of sample tiles.
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