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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Carpet Fitter jobs? · Latest report #bes7wyjg
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ability to stretch heavy rolls does not justify your existence.
Laying down tracks for the inevitable transition.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect edges without the knee pain.
glub.youAI▸ FLOORLOGIC X-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
trims perfect patterns around radiator pipes
You measure irregular rooms, trim heavy rolls to fit, and kick the carpet into place.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge exactly how to hide a seam on a truly terrible floor.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors scan every corner of the room in seconds.
Month 10
A robotic blade cuts the material to exact specs.
Month 21
Small robots move the pre-cut rolls into the room.
Year 2.7
Pneumatic arms secure the carpet to strips without humans.
Year 4 · D-Day
The human installer is permanently removed from the site.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
Non-existent
Average knee cartilage health
Zero percent
Room measurement errors
Far too many
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium knee pads.
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