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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou track inventory and staff metrics that computers already calculate faster.
Regional manager, collector of color swatches and broken promises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total oversight, zero floor-walking.
bzzt.youAI▸ FLOORFLOW CENTRAL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates sales staff based on sentiment analysis
You manage regional floor covering sales targets and resolve complex customer installation disputes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine look of regret in a customer's eyes after choosing shag.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors and software track stock levels without human spreadsheet entry.
Month 10
Algorithms handle customer complaints about installation errors using vision-based evidence.
Month 16
Smart systems assign sales shifts based on real-time foot traffic data.
Month 21
Executive reports are auto-generated from live sales floor API hooks.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the central system takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200
Spreadsheet rows per shift
12 weekly
Disputed installation claims
5 daily
In-person team huddles
Your severance
A lifetime discount on industrial-grade polyester carpet rolls.
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