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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour trot is charming, but combustion engines do not need hay.
Four-legged professional, master of the cobblestone beat.
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Efficiency without the manure.
wheee!you▸ AUTOCALECHE MK IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
trots through red lights automatically
You pull heavy carriages through city streets while wearing blinders and decorative tack.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the mood of a tourist better than any LIDAR sensor.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the most efficient paths for your carriage routes.
Month 10
Battery-powered motors are fitted to carriages to reduce your load.
Year 1.9
The carriage guides itself using vision systems and curb detection.
Year 3
We detach the traces and replace the harness with metal struts.
Year 4 · D-Day
The carriage is now self-propelled and you are retired to pasture.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
12 mph
Average trot speed
20 lbs
Daily bale consumption
High
Street cleaning impact
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, non-GMO alfalfa pellets.
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