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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsA glorified magnet for shopping carts in a hot parking lot.
Master of the asphalt pasture and wobbly wheels.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Rounding up your assets without a human break.
help!youAI▸ RETRIEVER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
collates unruly metal fleets autonomously
Retrieve abandoned metal shopping carts from a sprawling parking lot and organize them into neat bays.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which cart has the wobbly wheel that ruins everyone's day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the lot to identify high-density abandoned cart zones.
Month 6
Autonomous pushers begin testing in quiet corners of the lot.
Month 13
Multiple units operate simultaneously to clear the entire asphalt space.
Year 2.1
Smart bays detect supply levels and command robots to restock.
Year 3 · D-Day
The final human-pushed train is replaced by a silent machine fleet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
28,000
Average steps per shift
15
Carts per push
Very High
Sunburn risk factor
Your severance
One rusted cart and a pair of sensible shoes.
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