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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Cart Pusher jobs? · Latest report #rpqagc63
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsA motorized mule with a better turning radius than your back.
Professional parking lot endurance athlete and cart wrangler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bringing the carts home so you stay inside.
toast.youAI▸ CARTHAUL-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
aggregates stray carts with perfect magnetic precision
You haul metal cages across asphalt all day in every weather condition. Your career is literally an obstacle course.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle two shopping carts that have been fused by a customer in a rage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors identify the exact coordinates of every abandoned cart.
Month 9
Small tug-bots begin clearing the furthest corners of the lot.
Month 18
Carts now lock into automated bays that return them inside.
Year 2.1
Robots stop for pedestrians better than the current human staff.
Year 3 · D-Day
Human cart collection is permanently discontinued due to superior efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
25,000 plus
Steps walked daily
Zero
Carts per collision
Too many
Sun exposure hours
Your severance
A slightly used reflective vest and a warm soda.
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